i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes
The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.
dont be mean
be median or mode
damn math fandom bloggers
shut up we have a good range of jokes
this is our domain
guys we’re forgetting the point of this post and going off on a tangent
Are you all done cos I’ve had enough of this by now
Damn math fandom bloggers
shut your pi hole
to me this is an extremely accurate visual description of tumblr and what we do here.
*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*
What a turn on.
why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells